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Unger & Thirst

Chicken Chef Coupons Finally Arrive After Month-long Strike

December 19, 2024 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Mrs. Duerksen has been waiting for more than month to get her beloved Chicken Chef coupons and they have finally arrived. “Every day I checked the mail. Day after day. Week after week. […]

Unger & Thirst

Bean Salad Big Hit at Church Potluck

December 18, 2024 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Of all the options available at the East Chilliwack MB Christmas potluck this past weekend, the most popular, by far, was a salad consisting of black beans and edamame made by Ms. Erin […]

Unger & Thirst

Treasure Trove of Frozen Treats Discovered in Deceased Grandma’s Freezer

December 13, 2024 Andrew

ROSTHERN, SK Derek Wiens, 42, was helping clean up his Oma’s apartment building this week when he stumbled upon an entire freezer packed to the brim with frozen treats. “It’s like she was reaching across […]

Unger & Thirst

Banana Turns Brown Mere Seconds After Entering House

December 11, 2024 Andrew

ELKHART, IN Tina Yoder, 61, of Elkhart had just got out of the theology class she’s been auditing, when she decided she needed to stop by at the grocery store for a few items before […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Funeral to be Followed by ‘Girl Dinner’ in Church Gymnasium

December 2, 2024 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Ashley Thiessen, 29, of Winnipeg was sad about the death of her loved one, but felt some sense of relief when she found out great-grandma’s funeral was going to feature a totally epic […]

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