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Congregation Shocked as Guitarist Snaps a G String

June 25, 2019 Andrew

SALEM, OR Parishioners at the South Salem Mennonite Church were in shock this last week after song leader and guitarist Miss Horsch lost her G string right in the middle of “10,000 Reasons.” “I’ve never […]

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Long Lost Hymn 606 Discovered on Page 118

June 10, 2019 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA Mennonites are in celebration this week after a beloved hymn has been uncovered in a little used section of the hymnal. After a decade long investigation into the whereabouts of Hymn 606, investigators […]

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Mennonite Pastor Does ‘The Dab’ During Responsive Reading

June 4, 2019 Andrew

ELKHART, IN Pastor Hoffstetter thoroughly embarrassed his teenage children this week after doing ‘the dab’ during Sunday morning’s responsive reading. “I just wanted to lighten the mood a little,” explained Hoffstetter. “Sometimes the readings are […]

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Local Couple Finds Themselves Completely Alone in Church on May Long Weekend

May 19, 2019 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB The Fehrs walked into church this Sunday and found that there were the only couple in the entire congregation who didn’t go to Grand Forks for the weekend. “At first I was like, […]

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Mennonite Pastor Insists Sermon Isn’t Actually About You

May 9, 2019 Andrew

GOSHEN, IN After an impassioned sermon that covered a variety of topics from greed and vanity to lust and immodesty, Pastor Yoder was met with numerous angry parishioners in the lobby this week who thought […]

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