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Chaos Erupts in Church After Pastor Calls for Hymn 67

November 23, 2025 Andrew

ALTONA, MB It was total mayhem at Second Altona Mennonite Church this week after Pastor Susan called for Hymn 67. “I should have waited until the kids were dismissed for Children’s Church,” said Susan. “As […]

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Mennonite Woman Concerned She Might Be Anglican

November 21, 2025 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB A young Mennonite woman from Winnipeg has been wondering lately whether it just might be that she’s actually an Anglican. Katie Enns, 23, started having Anglican thoughts a few years ago and has […]

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Mennonite Pastor Scolds Sky for Wearing Too Much Makeup

November 13, 2025 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Area pastor Ron Hildebrandt is preparing a scathing sermon for this Sunday after he witnessed an extremely immodest display of makeup on the night sky this week. “Jauma, it looks like a […]

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Mennonite Man “Crosses the Floor” to Join the Lutherans

November 7, 2025 Andrew

OTTAWA, ON  Although it’s controversial in some circles, it’s been part of the Anabaptist system, and the Protestant system more generally, for centuries – crossing the floor. Whenever a church member feels slighted, offended, or […]

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Mennonite Teens Keep Yelling “606” in Sunday School

November 5, 2025 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON It’s perhaps the most annoying trend to hit Sunday school this year, as Mennonite middle schoolers keep yelling “SIX-oh-six” at every opportunity. “There I am trying to tell them about the loaves and […]

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