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Church to Remove Reclining Seats for Poorer Parishioners

October 1, 2025 Andrew

CALGARY, AB The WestEast Church in Calgary, Alberta has just announced it will be removing all reclining seats in the last 20 rows of the sanctuary. “That’s where all the latecomers and low tithers sit,” […]

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Escalator Strands Pastor, Sermon Delayed

September 26, 2025 Andrew

HARRISONBURG, VA After the escalator abruptly stopped just as Pastor Dave was approaching, the entire responsive reading and the first 40 minutes of the sermon had to be postponed. “I didn’t know what to do,” […]

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Thrift Store Sees Huge Surge in Donations Thanks to Tomorrow’s Rapture

September 22, 2025 Andrew

ALTONA, MB The local thrift store got a huge influx of margarine containers, old license plates, and Clorox bottles this week after local man, Dave Klassen, donated literally everything he owned. “The Internet says the […]

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Sticky Tack Holds Poster to Wall for Record 5 Minutes

September 12, 2025 Andrew

SEMINOLE, TX When Mrs. Doerksen left her Sunday School room for a couple minutes this afternoon, she was shocked to discover that one of the posters was still stuck to the wall. “Of course, it […]

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Mennonite Child Forced to Watch ‘Hymn Sing’ Before He Can Watch ‘Disney’

September 4, 2025 Andrew

TOFIELD, AB Local 8-year-old Jeremy Goerzen threw the biggest temper tantrum in Tofield, Alberta history this weekend after his parents forced him to watch a complete episode of Hymn Sing prior to the Wonderful World […]

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