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National Hotel Chain to Replace Gideon Bibles With ‘The God Delusion’

February 18, 2017 Andrew

HARRISON, NY According to a recently-leaked company memo, all 200+ locations of mid-range hotel chain StayzInn, will be removing their Gideon Bibles at the end of the month and will replace them with copies of Richard […]

The Daily Bonnet

Harry Dyck Considers Name Change

February 18, 2017 Andrew

SCHONTAL, MB After years on the farm without a care in the world, retired dairy farmer, Mr. Harry A. Dyck of the Schonthal area, is now seriously considering a name change. “My friends are giving me mixed […]

The Daily Bonnet

Abes Treatment Centre Opens in Winkler

February 17, 2017 Andrew

WINKLER, MB A new Abes treatment centre has opened up on the highway between Morden and Winkler. The hope is that convenient access to medical help will prevent Abes from spreading beyond the Pembina Valley. […]

Unger Conviction

Local Kleine Gemeinde Not So Kleine After Massive Expansion

February 16, 2017 Andrew

HEUBODEN, MB Once playfully referred to as the ‘Kleine Gemeinde‘ or ‘small church’, the EMC has grown to include 62 churches with over 7200 members. One such congregation in the tiny village of Heuboden has […]

Unger & Thirst

Ten Epic Mennonite Dishes We Wish Were Real

February 16, 2017 Andrew

For the most part, Mennonite cuisine, like the people who cook it, remains rather slow to change. While some variations on classic recipes have been attempted (such as MJ’s Mennonite poutine), for the most part […]

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