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Highway 75 Celebrates 75 Years Under Construction

October 13, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Festivities were held in nearby Altona, Manitoba this week to commemorate 75 years of road work on Highway 75. “My father worked on this road, my grandfather worked on this road, even my […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite-Grown Pumpkins Must Be Used For Pie Not Jack O’Lanterns

October 12, 2024 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Local pumpkin farmer Ernie Wiebe, 53, is requiring customers to sign a waiver promising only to use his pumpkins to make pie. “I don’t want to see my pumpkins turned into Jack O’Lanterns,” […]

The Daily Bonnet

Frugal Mennonite Man to Live ‘Rent Free’ in Another Man’s Head

October 11, 2024 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Area man Dave Eby, 43, has just stumbled on an amazing new plan to avoid paying rent in the exorbitant southern Ontario housing market. “It all started in the church lobby with Mr. […]

Unger Games

Tabor Bluejays Send 20 Players Down to the Farm Team in Toronto

October 10, 2024 Andrew

HILLSBORO, KS A new agreement between the Tabor College Bluejays and the City of Toronto, Canada will have slumping players sent down to play at the Rogers Centre. “We had a couple relief pitchers who […]

The Daily Bonnet

A List of Other Famous Mennonite Writers that Andrew Unger is Related To

October 9, 2024 Andrew

For centuries (okay, maybe just a few decades), scholars have tried to figure out why there are so many Mennonite writers. Various theories have been proposed, but I’m going to throw out a new one […]

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