WASHINGTON, DC The White House announced today what the rest of the world had noticed for a long time, that they would officially stop making sense effective immediately. “I’ve instructed the US Mint and all […]
STEINBACH, MB Area man Matthew Klippenstein, 37, has just posted an ad in the local paper looking for a sturdy young woman who hasn’t dyed her hair, pierced her ears, or grown unaccustomed to a […]
SWIFT CURRENT, SK Area pastor Ron Hildebrandt is preparing a scathing sermon for this Sunday after he witnessed an extremely immodest display of makeup on the night sky this week. “Jauma, it looks like a […]
WASHINGTON, DC Area man Brad Wiebe, 31, has an amazing new plan to finally be rid of his 50-year mortgage – waiting patiently to die. “That’s the dream, right. You always want to see your […]
STEINBACH, MB Area man Timothy Berg, 70, has been called before the elder board to “explain his actions” after word got out that he’s just been put on the waiting list for a hip replacement. […]
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