Gopnik Outspits Mennonite
ZAPORIZHZHIA, UKRAINE Mr. Harder was on a Mennonite history tour in southern Ukraine this past week, when he encountered some young men in Adidas suits squatting on the corner. “The guy had this massive mound […]
ZAPORIZHZHIA, UKRAINE Mr. Harder was on a Mennonite history tour in southern Ukraine this past week, when he encountered some young men in Adidas suits squatting on the corner. “The guy had this massive mound […]
FRESNO, CA Oma Dick just received something called an iPad from her grandchildren and was told she could search for absolutely anything on it. Naturally, the first thing the 92-year-old Mennonite grandma did was search […]
STEINBACH, MB More than two dozen Tadpoles and Treeclimbers ran for cover behind upturned Chesterfields in the Youth Room last night as the Pioneer Girls stormed into the basement to sew badges onto their sashes. […]
SAN JOSE, CA Troubled San Jose Sharks forward Evander Kane is facing suspension this week after being caught with a totally fake Plautdietsch vaccine sticker. “I picked it up in Fresno,” said Kane in his […]
LA CRETE, AB There has been considerable discussion over the past few years about the possibility of getting rid of Daily Savings time. While most are in favour of doing away with it, a strong […]
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