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The Daily Bonnet

Mr. Penner Flicks For Triple Word Score

July 31, 2026 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB Normally Mr. Penner can be pretty confident that he’ll come out on top anytime the knipsbrat board is placed in front of him. But a mixup with the knipsers this afternoon really had […]

The Daily Bonnet

Chihuahua Airport Offers New Lounge Just For Mennonite Grandmas

July 30, 2026 Andrew

CHIHUAHUA CITY, MEXICO Mrs. Thiessen of Campo 67 was very excited to arrive at the airport in Chihuahua this week when she discovered a whole new lounge just for her. “Nah, oba, would you look […]

Unger the Influence

Prince Edward Island Becomes Accidental Target of White House Anti-DEI Campaign

July 28, 2026 Andrew

CHARLOTTETOWN, PEI A new White House anti-DEI bill has inadvertently targeted the small Canadian province of Prince Edward Island. “It’s unfair, totally unfair. Those woke Canadians have a whole province dedicated to PEI,” said Trump. […]

The Daily Bonnet

Winnipeg’s Population Surpasses 850,000 Friesens

July 27, 2026 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB According to a recent Statistics Canada estimate, the City of Winnipeg now has a population of just over 850,000 Friesens. “And growing,” said mayor Scott Gillingham, one of just three individuals in the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Family Wastes Entire Vacation Visiting Relatives

July 26, 2026 Andrew

TABER, AB The Kehlers of Grunthal only get two weeks vacation each year and for some reason have decided to blow it all on visiting frintschoft. “Miami? Paris? No. It’s Taber for us!” said Mrs. […]

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