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Moving Day Quickly Devolves into Petty Competition to See Which Insecure Mennonite Man Can Carry the Most Boxes at Once

May 20, 2023 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB It was moving day for the Krahns of La Crete and you know what that means – a semi-regular gathering of insecure Mennonite men trying to outdo each other by carrying the […]

Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Brings Shame to the Entire Friesen Clan by Clapping Between Movements

May 19, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Area man Dan Friesen, 51, sullied the good name of the Friesens this week after clapping between movements during a performance of the Manitoba Chamber Orchestra. “Well, pardon me for showing my appreciation […]

Unger & Thirst

Jello Fruit Salad Proves Too Tempting for Mennonite Man

May 17, 2023 Andrew

TOFIELD, AB Mr. Jeremy Goerzen of Tofield, Alberta could not resist the siren call of Jello fruit salad this week and wound up hospitalized with a “really awfully tummy ache.” “Oi yoi yoi, that was […]

Headline Contest

Unger Review – Headline Contest #6

May 16, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to this week’s finalists:  William Loewen, Evan Morgan, and David Sawatsky Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 […]

The Daily Bonnet

Cottage Cheese Vereniki Wins Landslide Victory Over Potato and Cheddar Perogies

May 15, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB The votes have been tallied and it’s no surprise that cottage cheese vereniki is the overwhelming favourite at the Mennonite Heritage Village Mother’s Day buffet. “I like to think of this buffet as […]

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