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Month: August 2025

The Daily Bonnet

Chappell Roan to Settle Down in Modest Swift Current Bungalow

August 14, 2025 Andrew

SWIFT CURRENT, SK Pop sensation Chappell Roan is making good on her promise to move to Saskatchewan with the purchase of a lovely bungalow on Walker Street in Swift Current. “There’s a creek nearby and […]

Unger Suspicion

AOL Ends Dial-Up Internet Mere Days After Mennonite Man Signed Up For It

August 13, 2025 Andrew

NEWTON, KS Area man Bob Unruh was excited to join the Internet age this week only to discover a couple days later that his snazzy new dial-up connection was being cut off. “Oba, America Online? […]

Unger the Influence

Trump Deploys National Guard to Goessel, Kansas

August 12, 2025 Andrew

GOESSEL, KS After a crime wave in recent months, President Trump has deployed the National Guard to the small Mennonite farming town of Goessel, Kansas. “We’ve gotta get those Hiebert boys under control,” said President […]

Unger Suspicion

Area Resident Proves His Worth as a Man by Removing Muffler from Car

August 11, 2025 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Local car enthusiast Sammy Fehr, 29, has successfully demonstrated his manhood this week after removing the muffler from his Honda Civic. “I’ve been single by whole life. I can’t believe I never figured […]

Unger Games

Outfield Completely Blanketed in Knackzoat After Winkler Man Makes Major Leagues

August 10, 2025 Andrew

TAMPA BAY, FL The grounds crew had to work overtime to clean up all the knackzoat this week after Winkler man Tristan Peters made his Major League debut. “Half of Winkler was there, raining their […]

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