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Month: December 2023

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Church Packs Basement to Sing Hymns and Watch ‘Die Hard’

December 20, 2023 Andrew

NIAGARA-ON-THE-LAKE, ON Folks at the North South Niagara MBBM Church sure were in a festive mood this week after they gathered in the basement to eat peanuts in paper bags, sing “Der Friedensfurst” and, most […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Feeds Entire Family on Costco Hot Dogs

December 19, 2023 Andrew

CALGARY, AB The Wiens family of Linden loaded up the Dodge Caravan this afternoon for their weekly trip to Costco to enjoy really cheap hot dogs. “This time we brought along Oma and Opa and […]

Unger Games

‘O Canada’ Performed in Low German Before Jets Game

December 18, 2023 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Cheers erupted in Winkler this evening as, for the first time in NHL history, the Canadian national anthem was performed in the Mennonite dialect of Low German. “I’m used to this at Winkler […]

Unger Suspicion

Top 10 Most Hilarious Posts on ‘Wow Steinbach’

December 17, 2023 Andrew

Every town has one – an unofficial community Facebook group where folks ask questions they could have Googled in about five seconds. In Steinbach, the most popular one is called “Wow Steinbach” which mostly consists […]

Unger Games

Steinbach Man Confuses MMA for Some Sort of Mennonite Service Organization

December 16, 2023 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB Area man Pete Redekop, 76, was curious to check out this brand new Mennonite service organization he just heard about called the MMA. “I tink they’ve got the MMA coming to the Smitty’s […]

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