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Month: February 2023

Unger Games

Spy Balloon Drops Bogus Penalty Flag Onto Field During Dying Minutes of Super Bowl

February 13, 2023 Andrew

GLENDALE, AZ With less than two minutes to go in Super Bowl LVII, an inexplicable penalty flag mysteriously appeared on the field, leaving officials wondering what to do. “Hey, Harold, where’d that flag come from?” […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Woman Attends Super Bowl Party Just for the Snacks

February 12, 2023 Andrew

AKRON, PA Even before the opening kickoff, Mrs. Funk had already filled three Tupperware containers with snacks at the West Akron Mennonite Church Super Bowl party. “What a beautiful array of dainties this year,” said […]

Headline Contest

Local Farmer Abe Krahn Harvests the Wild Oats He Previously Sowed (Headline Contest #2 winner)

February 11, 2023 Andrew

Congrats to Jeremy Robinson, headline contest winner for this week! Each week The Unger Review will provide a photo in need of a headline. At the end of the week the top 3 headlines, as […]

The Daily Bonnet

10 Mennonite Memes You May Have Missed

February 10, 2023 Andrew

There are many benefits to signing up for The Unger Review email list, such as never having to lose sleep at night worrying that you might miss the latest fake news story about Mennonites. However, […]

Unger Suspicion

Outage Impacts All 8 Mennonites on Twitter

February 9, 2023 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON All 8 Mennonites who use Twitter – Dan Reimer, Susan Friesen, Mary Froese, Pete Sawatzky, Abe Schmidt, Karen Wiebe, Anne Yoder, and Fran Miller – were greatly impacted by the outage this week. […]

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