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Month: September 2020

Unger Conviction

Dusty Springfield Song Haunts Pastor’s Son His Whole Life

September 24, 2020 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN For Reverend Vogt’s son, Dylan, 31, of Mountain Lake, Minnesota there is one song he just cannot escape, and that is Dusty Springfield’s 1968 smash hit “Son of a Preacher Man.” “That […]

Unger Suspicion

Farmer’s Almanac Predicting Winter to Follow Autumn this Year

September 23, 2020 Andrew

MOUNTAIN LAKE, MN In its boldest seasonal projection yet, the Farmer’s Almanac is predicting that autumn 2020 will be followed swiftly by winter 2020, which will carry over into early 2021 and be followed by […]

Quizzes

Which Character from ‘Once Removed’ are You? A Personality Quiz

September 21, 2020 Andrew

Andrew Unger’s ‘Once Removed’ takes us into the world of Edenfeld, Manitoba, a small Mennonite town bulldozing its way to modernity. In Edenfeld you’ll meet ghostwriter Timothy Heppner and his activist wife Katie Brandt-Heppner, Mayor […]

Unger Conviction

New Mennonite Parents Invite Friends Over for ‘Denomination Reveal Party’

September 20, 2020 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON Thomas, 19, and Mary, 18, got married just seven months ago and have invited all the Fehrs and a few Friesens over for the “Faith Reveal Party” of their first child this Sunday […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Caught Cheating on ‘Words with Friends’

September 19, 2020 Andrew

FRESNO, CA For the past three years, Mrs. Toews, 71, of Fresno has dominated all her friends in the Scrabble-knock-off Words With Friends. It seems her reign has come to an end after it was […]

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