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Month: May 2020

The Daily Bonnet

Chaos at Walmart After Mennonite Woman Goes the Wrong Way

May 16, 2020 Andrew

ALTONA, MB It was absolute mayhem at Altona Walmart this afternoon after Mrs. Bueckert brazenly decided to push her shopping card filled with toilet paper and pistachio pudding mix against the direction of the arrows. […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonites Worried Bill Gates is Microchipping the Schmaunt Fat

May 15, 2020 Andrew

REDMOND, WA Billionaire philanthropist Bill Gates has been the subject of a wide variety of speculation as of late. ‘Just why is he suddenly so concerned about our health and well-being after subjecting us to […]

Unger Suspicion

Anne Murray Flies Over Province Singing ‘Snowbird’

May 14, 2020 Andrew

BRANDON, MB At a time when many Canadians needed a pick me up, musical icon Anne Murray took off from her base at 15 Wing Moose Jaw and flew over western Canada belting out her […]

Quizzes

What do you love most about Manitoba?

May 12, 2020 Andrew

Okay, enough schputting for a moment. It’s Manitoba Day. Happy 150 years, Manitoba! So, whether you’re a resident of the province or have moved away and miss it, what is the thing you love most […]

Unger Suspicion

Manitobans Gather to Celebrate 150 Years of Undriveable Roads

May 12, 2020 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Cheerful Manitobans across the province, and Manitoba diaspora across the globe, are gathering via Skype today to celebrate 150 years of all the things that make the province great including, but not limited […]

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