The Daily Bonnet
Mennonite Man Naps Right Through Faspa
NEW BOTHWELL, MB Local man, Lyle Braun, 37, was so tuckered out after a long week at work that he slept right through faspa on Sunday. By the time he woke up his wife Anne […]
Month: October 2018
Unger Suspicion
Mennonite Man Has Suspenders Confiscated at Quebec Border
GATINEAU, QC Johan Brubacher hitched up the wagon this week, eager to take his family to Montreal, a city renowned for Mennonite specialties like poutine and craft beer. However, as soon as the buggy crossed […]
Unger & Thirst
Mennonite Family to Survive on Last Sunday’s Leftovers for the Next Two Years
FORT VERMILLION, AB There was so much food leftover at the Reimer family potluck last Sunday that the entire clan had enough food to last for the next two years. “We were told to bring […]
Quizzes
Quiz: What do you know about American Mennonites?
Canadians love to chat about how little Americans know about us. But, then again, how much do Canadians know about the US. Specifically, how much do Canadian Mennonites know about American Mennonites? Heck, how much […]
Unger & Thirst
Local Grocery Store Opens New ‘Mennonite Aisle’
LYNDHURST, VA Desperate to capitalize on the growing Mennonite market, the local Thrift-and-Save Grocery Barn has decided to open up an aisle dedicated to things that Mennonites tend to purchase such as sausage, German Bibles, […]