The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Month: July 2017

Unger Suspicion

Mennonite Church Boycotts ‘Sexy Centennial’ Celebrations

July 1, 2017 Andrew

LA CRETE, AB As Canadians gather today to celebrate 150 years of nationhood, members of a small town Mennonite church will not be participating in the festivities. “I don’t know what the heck this ‘sexy-centennial’ […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 7 8
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Winter Olympics Come and Go Without a Single Person Noticing
    February 27, 2022
  • Mennonites Excited as NHL Rescinds Ban on Noah’s Ark Tape
    October 25, 2023
  • Christians to Stop Killing Other Christians for at Least a Couple Minutes on Easter Sunday
    April 20, 2025
  • Singer Ed Sheeran Engaged to Every Woman Who Ever Yelled “Marry Me, Ed” at One of His Concerts
    January 22, 2018
  • Shenandoah Valley Erupts in Chaos After Sarcastic Comment is Posted Without a Smiley Face
    September 10, 2020

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved