The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

Day: July 13, 2017

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Caught Shopping on a Sunday

July 13, 2017 Andrew

ST. VITAL, MB Area woman Jessica Epp of Altona decided she’d just rush into the city to pick up a few things at Costco after church this Sunday. Little did she know that the church […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Woman Bravely Opts to Forgo Candle Drip-Guard
    December 24, 2018
  • Dutch Blitz Tournament Results in Hundreds of Casualties
    April 20, 2017
  • Mennonite Man Accidentally Speaks Plautdietsch on a Sunday
    May 30, 2021
  • Trump to Fence Off the Border to Keep Out Canadian Smoke
    July 18, 2026
  • Surly Mennonite Man Plans to Ruin Christmas for All the Children at Church Tonight
    December 24, 2016

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved