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Your Free Mennonite Horoscope for Today

August 30, 2017 Andrew

IF TODAY IS YOUR BIRTHDAY Oba, you are one lucky Mennonite. Be open to receiving whatever frozen mystery item Grandma Penner might pull out of the freezer and attempt to microwave for you. You will […]

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