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The 5 Best ASMR Videos for Mennonites!

August 20, 2019 Andrew

What the schissjat is ASMR? Well, I’m not really sure, but my cousin says she gets a tingly feeling by watching some vid-yos on the YouTubes. I said, ‘Nah, Maria, it doesn’t give such’ but […]

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Mennonite Grandma Now Has More Subs than PewDiePie after Signing Up All Her Relatives

August 2, 2019 Andrew

CORN, OK After a string of hilarious videos and video game-commentaries, Mrs. Kroeker of the small town of Corn, Oklahoma has now passed PewDiePie for the most popular YouTuber in the world. “What can I […]

Unger Suspicion

Lonely White Male Spends Romantic Evening Alone Watching Ben Shapiro Videos

February 14, 2018 Andrew

CALGARY, AB Jeffrey Froese, 31, manager at a local Office Depot, plans to spend an intimate evening alone tonight watching videos by controversial right-wing political pundit Ben Shapiro. This is basically what Froese does every […]

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