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Chilliwack Couple Retires to Yarrow

July 30, 2020 Andrew

CHILLIWACK, BC Wanting to enjoy a more temperate climate, Mr. Thiessen, 78, and Mrs. Thiessen, 79 have decided to pack up their things and move two blocks over to Yarrow. “We’ve heard so many good […]

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