The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

writing

Unger & Thirst

A Modest Proposal for the Elimination of Faspa

March 11, 2018 Andrew

BY: JOHAN SIEMENS It is a melancholy object to walk the streets of Steinbach on a Sunday afternoon, to find church after church crowded with Mennonites of various denominations sitting at round tables and consuming […]

The Daily Bonnet

Daily Bonnet Launches New Satire Site for the Hypersensitive and Easily Offended

March 9, 2018 Andrew

STEINBACH, MB For almost two years The Daily Bonnet has brought mildly biting satire into Mennonite homes across the globe. Now the creators of the Daily Bonnet have launched an all new website that features […]

Quizzes

Quiz: Daily Bonnet or Real News (2017)

December 25, 2017 Andrew

It’s time for our annual “Is it the Daily Bonnet or Real News?” quiz. Have you been paying attention? Sometimes the real news is just as crazy as the Daily Bonnet. Test your knowledge! (Real […]

The Daily Bonnet

Logical Fallacies Explained to Mennonites

December 18, 2017 Andrew

Mennonites are pacifists, so we can’t use physical violence to achieve our goals. So, how do we get our way? Well, by winning an argument of course! We use words, not swords. In order to […]

The Daily Bonnet

Rhoda Janzen’s Little Black Dress Fetches $5 Million on eBay

October 24, 2017 Andrew

FRESNO, CA Best-selling Mennonite writer and scholar Rhoda Janzen’s little black dress shattered online auction records this week, eventually selling for just over $5 million. Not only did the auction break records for Mennonite-worn dresses, […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 8 9 10 11 »
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Man Sprays WD-40 on His Achey Elbow
    July 15, 2021
  • Arena to Change Name Every Couple Years So You Never Remember What it’s Called
    January 15, 2024
  • ‘Soup and Pie Fundraiser’ Raises Millions and Millions of Dollars
    February 23, 2020
  • Dentyne Gum Fails to Mask Aroma of Cigarettes on Mennonite Woman’s Breath
    May 21, 2019
  • Ten Authentic Mennonite Dishes to Make for Mennonite Heritage Week
    September 8, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved