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Church Sets Record With 7 Hour Welcome Time

April 20, 2018 Andrew

WINKLER, MB When the pastor of South Winkler Gospel Mennonite Church decided to ask the congregation to turn around and heartily welcome the folks around them, little did he know they would break a long-standing […]

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