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Kanadier Stowaway Discovered on Russlaender Train

July 21, 2023 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK The Russlaender 100 historical train trip took an unexpected turn this week after an uninvited guest was discovered on board — a Kanadier. “I was just minding my own business in the bar […]

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Strangers on Russlaender Train Agree to Swap Recipes

July 12, 2023 Andrew

SOMEWHERE IN NORTHERN ONTARIO, ON In what has been described as the most nefarious plot in Mennonite history, two complete strangers on the Russlaender 100th Anniversary train trip across Canada have agreed to swap zwieback […]

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