The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

thomas jefferson

Unger Suspicion

New Evidence Suggests Second Amendment Was All Just Satire

February 24, 2018 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC Historians at a prominent American university have uncovered evidence that may radically alter our perception of the supposed “right to keep and bear arms.” According to recently uncovered documents, the entire Second Amendment […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mennonite Hymn Wins Eurovision Song Contest
    May 23, 2025
  • NASA Report: Mennonites Live in Parallel Universe Where Time Runs Backwards
    May 23, 2020
  • Mennonite Man to Circle the Earth For Next Two Months, Causing Mini-moon
    October 1, 2024
  • Despair Strikes Mennonite Man After Fruitless Search for Ketchup
    January 25, 2023
  • Top Ten Daily Bonnet Articles of 2021
    December 31, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved