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Mennonites Caught Smuggling Dirty Rubber Boots Across the Border

June 19, 2018 Andrew

WINDSOR, ON A Canadian Mennonite family has been detained at the Windsor-Detroit border this afternoon after the Canadian border officer spotted Mr. Friesen’s dirty rubber boots and suspected their might be a problem. “How long […]

Unger Suspicion

Ozzy Osbourne Signs Petition Against US Metal Tariffs

March 7, 2018 Andrew

BEVERLY HILLS, CA Legendary English rocker Ozzy Osbourne added his name to a petition that seeks to end the Trump Administration’s proposed metal tariffs. The new law is intended to protect American metal such as […]

Unger Suspicion

Trump Announces Huge Punishing Tariff on Common Sense and Decency

March 2, 2018 Andrew

WASHINGTON, DC At a press conference at the White House on Friday, the Trump Administration announced a massive new tariff on the basic human values commonly held by the rest of the world. Specifically targeted […]

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