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Mennonite Student Accidentally Enrolls at Carnegie Mellon University

April 24, 2024 Andrew

PITTSBURGH, PA Andrea Enns, 18, of North Kildonan was really looking forward to attending CMU in Winnipeg this fall only to discover that she’d actually enrolled at some university in Pennsylvania instead. “I guess it’s […]

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