The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

sofa

Unger the Influence

Thrift Store Burns Couch Donated By J.D. Vance

August 7, 2024 Andrew

MIDDELTON, OH A local thrift store has only a short list of items it will not accept, including cloth diapers, encyclopedia sets and, now, apparently gently-used couches formerly owned by J.D. Vance. “Normally we can […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • A Gallery of Hilarious Mennonite Gravestones
    January 1, 2018
  • MennoCon23 Attendee Caught Skipping Session to Get BBQ
    July 5, 2023
  • Mennonite Woman Guesses Wordle in First Try
    January 19, 2022
  • Manitoba Expelled from Confederation After Trudeau Removes First Amendment
    February 25, 2022
  • The Roman Empire: Why Mennonites Just Can’t Stop Thinking About It
    September 20, 2023

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved