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How large does your town have to be before you can start flipping off other drivers? A guide for Mennonites

February 27, 2024 Andrew

According to the official rules, Mennonites should not be proud of anything. Secretly, however, Mennonites pride themselves on many things, including being among the worst drivers in the country. This is largely attributed to the […]

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