The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

pyschology

The Daily Bonnet

Black Bumper Mennonite Develops Severe Chrome Fetish

December 8, 2016 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA According to his psychologist, it was sometime after an accident with an SUV that scuffed the black paint off his bumper, when area man Benjamin Horning developed his abnormal obsession with chrome. “Deprived […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Menno Simons Donates ‘Gently Used’ Items to New Steinbach Hardware Store
    September 24, 2016
  • France Humiliates Canada By Losing Only By a Score of 10-2
    February 15, 2026
  • Canadian Prime Minister Finally Offers Formal Apology for Nickelback
    February 10, 2021
  • New Bothwell Resident Arrested for Putting Processed Cheese on His Burger
    April 30, 2019
  • Toronto Raptors Hire New Trajchtmoaka
    June 8, 2019

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved