The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

pfizer

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man Convinced New Pfizer Shot Gives Him More Stamina During Meddachschlop

May 17, 2021 Andrew

ROSENORT, MB Gordon Klassen, 49, of Rosenort was very excited to get the new Pfizer shot and is absolutely convinced it has had some added benefits. “Besides just preventing me from getting Covid, I get […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Really Excited About New Pfizer Product

November 16, 2020 Andrew

TABER, AB Word of a new 90% effective Pfizer product has caused quite the stir in Mennonite communities across North America today. “Wow, this’ll really do wonders on our meddachschlop life,” said Mrs. Kliewer. “Lord knows, […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • American Kids Get Day Off School Tomorrow in Order to Pack Up and Move to Canada
    November 5, 2024
  • Mennonite Woman Receives Most Romantic Birthday Present Ever!
    February 22, 2020
  • Mennonite Couple Sneak In Quick Meddachschlop During Second Intermission
    April 16, 2019
  • Off-Key Mennonite Singers Top ‘Best Albums of the Decade’ List
    January 1, 2020
  • Manitoba Government Rebrands Spring Break as ‘Winter Break Part 2’
    March 25, 2022

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved