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‘Pawn Stars’ Chumlee Settles Down With Nice Mennonite Wife

August 14, 2017 Andrew

LAS VEGAS, NV Sorry, ladies, but Austin Lee Russell, better known to fans of the hit reality show Pawn Stars as Chumlee, is now off the market. Numerous sources report seeing the handsome young pawn […]

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