The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

moscow

Unger Suspicion

Moscow Opens Lovely New 55+ Apartments for Retired Dictators

December 10, 2024 Andrew

MOSCOW, RUSSIA The friendly staff at Kuntsevo Independent Living Community in Moscow are welcoming brutal dictators from around the world to experience the comforts and ease of retirement at their lovely new campus. “Each suite […]

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Pickle Juice Used to Preserve Vladimir Lenin’s Body

March 21, 2018 Andrew

MOSCOW, RUSSIA The body of Soviet dictator Vladimir Lenin has been preserved in a Moscow mausoleum since his death in 1924. While many have speculated as to the methods used to keep the body in […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Strangely Content Bombers Fans Don’t Ask for Any Presents This Year
    December 21, 2019
  • What is Your Mennonite Personality Type?
    September 11, 2017
  • Danielle Smith Announces $334 Billion Plan to Drill for Essential Oils
    November 13, 2023
  • Mennonite in Liquor Store Spots Mennonite in Liquor Store
    May 22, 2025
  • Mennonite Teens Switch to Low German After Swearing Ban in Taber
    January 14, 2025

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved