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Unger Suspicion

Abbotsford Man Mortgages House to Pay for Bruce Springsteen Tickets

November 7, 2023 Andrew

ABBOTSFORD, BC After hundreds of people called a fictional woman in a satirical article “stupid” for mortgaging her house to buy Taylor Swift tickets, satirist Andrew Unger decided to see if the same reaction would […]

Unger & Thirst

Millennials Completely Priced Out of Avocado Toast Market

June 24, 2022 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Soaring avocado prices coupled with high interest rates have priced many millennials in the Kitchener Waterloo area right out of the avocado toast market. “We were looking at a 30-year mortgage just for […]

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