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Menno Simons to Be Canonized as a Saint by the Catholic Church

July 10, 2016 Andrew

VATICAN CITY Sixteenth century Anabaptist leader Menno Simons has reached all the necessary prerequisites for canonization and will officially be declared a Saint by Pope Francis in August. As an ecumenical move, the pontiff said […]

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