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Unger Suspicion

Seniors Start New Baby Boom to Overtake Millennials

February 21, 2024 Andrew

LEAMINGTON, ON A recent Stats Canada study has revealed that Boomers are no longer the dominant generation and are now outnumbered by Millennials. In order to address this concerning trend, Boomers have begun utilizing several […]

Unger & Thirst

Millennials Completely Priced Out of Avocado Toast Market

June 24, 2022 Andrew

WATERLOO, ON Soaring avocado prices coupled with high interest rates have priced many millennials in the Kitchener Waterloo area right out of the avocado toast market. “We were looking at a 30-year mortgage just for […]

Unger & Thirst

Popular Mennonite Cookbook Updated for Millennials: ‘The Less-with-More Cookbook’

January 26, 2021 Andrew

AKRON, PA The popular ‘More-with-Less’ Cookbook has been given an update for 21st century young people. Now revised as the ‘Less-with-More’ cookbook, publishers are hoping it will attract the important millennial demographic. “We’ve done our […]

The Daily Bonnet

Outhouses Coming Back in Style with Trendy Mennonite Millennials

July 24, 2017 Andrew

MORDEN, MB Everything old is new again it seems. That certainly is the case with outhouses. In the last year, outhouses have received a huge upsurge in interest among hip young Mennonites. “They’re mega-rad and retro,” […]

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