The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

metric

Unger & Thirst

City of Winkler to Abandon the Metric System in Favour of Ice Cream Pail Method

July 4, 2016 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Beginning this fall, residents of Winkler will be forced to measure everything in the traditional Mennonite manner – the ice cream pail. In a 5-2 vote, Winkler city council decided to ban the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Golden Boy Tests Positive for Covid
    November 2, 2020
  • Mennonite Child Accepts the Lord in the Womb
    May 20, 2017
  • New Bombers Quarterback Inspired By Patrik Laine’s Mennonite Beard
    June 23, 2018
  • Mennonite Students Pin Malcolm Gladwell Posters All Over Their Lockers
    September 7, 2021
  • ‘O Canada’ to Be Replaced with Crash Test Dummies Lyrics
    February 4, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved