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Pastor’s Wife Wears ‘I Really Don’t Care, Do You?’ Jacket to Church

June 24, 2018 Andrew

AKRON, PA Mrs. Melanie Troyer, 43, wife of Reverend Dilbert Troyer, showed up to church this morning sporting a “I Really Don’t Care, Do You?” jacket that she purchased online at Zara. The Troyers were […]

Unger Suspicion

Pastor’s Wife Plagiarizes Michelle Obama

July 25, 2016 Andrew

NEWTON, KS A well-meaning pastor’s wife from Newton has come under fire recently for unintentionally plagiarizing a speech by First Lady Michelle Obama. While politely conversing at a women’s quilting bee this past week, Melanie Dunkel, […]

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