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Mennonite Families Sign-Up to Bring Salads, Buns, and Measles to Upcoming Potluck

November 17, 2025 Andrew

SCHRATJLIJCH, MB The Schratjlijch Gospel Church is inviting everyone to stay after church this Sunday for a delicious potluck, including raisin buns, mashed potatoes, and a delectable array of Jell-o salads and measles. “You’re not […]

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