The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

mason jars

Unger & Thirst

Mysterious Jars in Cellar Turn Out to Contain Oma’s Delicious Green Bean Soup

November 30, 2019 Andrew

BLUMENORT, MB The Penners of Blumenort were excited to discover a huge collection of Oma’s delicious Jreen Schaubel Sup in the cellar this past week. The green bean soup had apparently been in there since the […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Growing up Mennonite, what were you FORBIDDEN from doing?
    September 19, 2018
  • Mennonite Man Impressed with Such Large Portions of Such Poor Quality Food
    January 3, 2025
  • US Launches Major Attack on the Epstein Files
    February 28, 2026
  • ‘KPop Dueck Hunters’ Number One Movie on Mennonite Netflix
    March 23, 2026
  • Area Woman to Spend Entire Summer Posting Pictures of Her Feet
    July 14, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved