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The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Woman Accused of Wearing Makeup After Lipstick is Found on Husband’s Collar

November 3, 2018 Andrew

NEUANLAGE, SK Mrs. Neustadter of Neuanlage was hauled in by the church board this week after a bright red streak of lipstick was discovered on her husband’s collar. “I can’t believe that Mrs. Neustadter would […]

Unger Conviction

Pastor’s Wife Offers Makeup Lessons

November 19, 2017 Andrew

BLUFFTON, OH Mrs. Alice Steiner, 52, piano teacher and pastor’s wife at East Bluffton Mennonite Church, has graciously agreed to offer makeup lessons to any and all parishioners who “need a few tips.” “I really […]

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