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Unger Suspicion

Daring Mennonite Couple Get Married on Long Weekend

August 3, 2025 Andrew

SASKATOON, SK Laura Sawatzky, 22, and Nick Barkman, 23, tied the knot this long weekend to a completely empty church. “Even our witnesses didn’t show up,” said Laura. “Apparently they would rather be at the […]

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonite Man’s Long List of Chores Still Not Done

May 22, 2017 Andrew

REGINA, SK At the end of the day on Monday, local family man Menno Peters, 47, was still nowhere near to being finished the long list of chores given to him by his wife Anne […]

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