The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

lettuce

Unger & Thirst

Mennonite Man Slops $1000 Worth of Caesar Salad on His Plate

November 27, 2022 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Abe Toews of Winkler was at the extended Toews gathering this weekend when he got to the end of the potluck line and decided he had just enough room on his plate for […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Mysterious Jars in Cellar Turn Out to Contain Oma’s Delicious Green Bean Soup
    November 30, 2019
  • Elon Musk Accidentally Fires Himself
    February 18, 2025
  • Winkler Man Ruled ‘Too Old’ to be Cruising Main Street
    July 10, 2017
  • Mennonite Couple Shares Single Plate at Mother’s Day Buffet
    May 10, 2022
  • Mennonite Woman Reminds Husband, “Gravy is not a beverage.”
    September 26, 2021

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved