The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

john piper

The Daily Bonnet

Missing CMU Student Discovered Beneath a Mountain of Hauerwas Books

April 4, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After an extensive nationwide search, CMU Theology student Brian Schmidt was discovered unconscious this past Friday in his dorm room beneath an enormous pile of Stanley Hauerwas books. “Brian’s recovering at the local hospital,” said his […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Cold Washington Weather Moves Inauguration to Winnipeg
    January 21, 2025
  • Mennonite Newlyweds Look Like “They’ve Been Practicing”
    August 11, 2021
  • Mennonites Gather for Harder-Dyck Wedding
    November 8, 2024
  • Outreach Event Fails After Toronto Mennonite Church Hosts Actual Blue Jay Watching Party
    October 8, 2022
  • Three Mennonites Hospitalized After Brutal Drive-By Shunning
    December 7, 2016

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved