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Mennonite Woman Has Three Sisters Named Helen and Four Brothers Named Jake

April 20, 2022 Andrew

WYMARK, SK Local woman, Mrs. Letkeman was paging through her photo album this afternoon when it dawned on her that she had three sisters named Helen and four brothers named Jake. “Not to mention two […]

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New Mennonite Thriller ‘Jakes on a Plane’ is Box Office Smash

December 4, 2021 Andrew

HOLLYWOOD, CA After unprecedented demand brought on by the direct-to-betamax success of Jakes on a Plane, the Mennonite thriller is now playing at theatres across the globe. “The movie’s been a great success. People are […]

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