The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About
  • Merch
  • Andrew Unger

incredibles

The Daily Bonnet

A List of Incredible Mennonite Superpowers

June 19, 2018 Andrew

While any just ordinary Mennonite can drain a swamp, milk a cow, or shoe a horse, only a rare few have these amazing superpowers. How many do you possess? Teleportation: The ability of Mennonite moms […]

  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Local Woman Sells ‘Essential Mennonite Oils’
    July 23, 2019
  • Mennonite Woman’s Medicine Cabinet Filled with Brandy
    October 24, 2024
  • Mennonites Still Waiting for the Rest of the Story from Paul Harvey
    June 6, 2020
  • Joel Osteen Fans are Literally Wearing Adult Diapers so they Don’t Miss a Second of His Three-Hour Sermons
    June 4, 2023
  • Police Arrest the Wrong Luigi
    December 12, 2024

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2026 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved