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Mennonite Woman Disappointed She Didn’t Find Out About the ‘Hammer Throw’ Sooner

August 6, 2024 Andrew

MORRIS, MB Area dairy farmer Ruth Plett of Morris, Manitoba just discovered there was an Olympic event called “hammer throw” this afternoon after Canadians Camryn Rogers and Ethan Katzberg each came home with gold medals. […]

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