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Unger the Influence

Excluded from Debate, Green Party Told to Fight Amongst Themselves Like Mennonites

April 19, 2025 Andrew

MONTREAL, QC After failing to meet the criteria necessary to participate in the federal leaders debate, the Green Party of Canada has been told to told to fight amongst themselves, instead, “just like the Mennonites.” […]

Unger Suspicion

A Canadian Election Post that is Certain to Please Absolutely Everyone

October 20, 2019 Andrew

So, you’re having trouble figuring out who to vote for, eh? Well, here at the Daily Bonnet we’ve created this helpful tool to get things sorted out for you. If you click on the party […]

The Daily Bonnet

Heated Political Discussion Leads to Brawl at Friesen Thanksgiving Gathering

October 13, 2019 Andrew

ALTONA, MB Uncle Henry, 71, had his own nephew Peter, 20, in a headlock this Sunday after Mrs. Friesen didn’t keep a tight enough rein on the political discussions around the dinner table. “I should […]

Unger & Thirst

Green Party Photoshops Yerba Mate into Elizabeth May’s Hand

October 7, 2019 Andrew

SIDNEY, BC The Green Party admitted in a press conference this week to having altered a photo of leader Elizabeth May to make it look like she was consuming yerba mate from a gourd. The […]

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