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George Orwell Elected Mayor of Lancaster, Pennsylvania

November 21, 2016 Andrew

LANCASTER, PA In reaction to the recent increase of people being nice and friendly and sticking to the rules, the predominantly Amish city of Lancaster, Pennsylvania, has decided to elect dystopian author George Orwell as […]

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