The Unger Review
  • Sections
    • The Daily Bonnet
    • Headline Contest
    • Unger Conviction
    • Unger Games
    • Unger the Influence
    • Unger Suspicion
    • Unger & Thirst
  • Mennotoba
  • The Daily Bonnet
  • The Best of the Bonnet
  • About The Unger Review
  • Andrew Unger

fast food

The Daily Bonnet

Mennonites Fondly Reminisce About the Olden Days When Chicken Meat Actually Contained Chicken

March 4, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB After DNA testing recently revealed that the chicken at numerous popular fast food establishments had “only trace amounts of chicken meat,” Mennonites across North America fondly recalled the days when eating chicken meant you […]

Unger & Thirst

McDonalds to Offer All-Day Faspa

February 7, 2017 Andrew

WINNIPEG, MB Thanks to pressure from many of their loyal Mennonite customers, the world’s largest fast food chain is experimenting with all-day faspa in a half dozen Western Canada stores. “We’ve been listening to customers […]

Posts pagination

« 1 … 4 5
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

More from the unger review

  • Local Man Shocked to Discover that his “aM a zon ackount has bin sispendead”
    November 22, 2020
  • Pastor to Defer $6800 Per Year in Unusual Arrangement with Local Mennonite Church
    December 14, 2023
  • Hottest Ever September in Small Mennonite Town of Schanzenhimmelsgruenfeldthalberg
    October 5, 2024
  • Mourners Devastated After Mennonite Funeral Runs Short on Raisin Buns
    September 5, 2019
  • CBC Bans Popular Plautdietsch Christmas Song ‘Frü, Daut es Kold Büte!’
    December 12, 2018

SATIRICAL NEWS BY ANDREW UNGER

HOME OF

Copyright © 2025 The Unger Review - All Rights Reserved