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Patriotic Canadian to Disassemble All His Furniture and Replace the Screws with Robertsons

February 4, 2025 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Area man Garth Eby, 39, has just begun a yearlong project to dissemble every stitch of furniture in his house and replace all the screws with Robertsons. “I’m starting with the kitchen cabinets, […]

Unger Conviction

Mennonite Pastor to Enact 25% Tithe on First Day in Office

November 26, 2024 Andrew

LINDEN, AB Pastor David, whose name was recently pulled from the hat this past week, has threatened to enact a whopping 25% tithe starting his first day in office this January. “No more of this […]

Unger Suspicion

Phone Companies Reassure Canadians Exorbitant Bills Still Due During Postal Strike

November 21, 2024 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Millions of Canadians breathed a sigh of relief this week after they found out their devilishly-high phone bills would still arrive at their doorsteps like usual. “Don’t you worry your pretty little hearts […]

The Daily Bonnet

Frugal Mennonite Man to Live ‘Rent Free’ in Another Man’s Head

October 11, 2024 Andrew

KITCHENER, ON Area man Dave Eby, 43, has just stumbled on an amazing new plan to avoid paying rent in the exorbitant southern Ontario housing market. “It all started in the church lobby with Mr. […]

Unger Suspicion

Tip-flation So “Out of Control” They’re Even Expecting Tips in Winkler

September 21, 2024 Andrew

WINKLER, MB Many consumers have noticed tip-flation or “tip creep” in recent years, as customers are being asked for tips in places they’ve never did before such as auto mechanics, fast food restaurants, and Winkler. […]

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